Sunday, June 19, 2011

Fake Document siam dan!

Ka ziak angem aw? tiin vawi tam ka ngaihtuaha, thlohpui rorel ang chiah nilo mahse, vawi tam ka ngaihtuah a, ka ngam chiah lo. Thil hote nimahse, a hlauhawm tih ka hria a, Sawrkar hna leh eng eng emaw-ah hman phei chuan Jail tan ka duh miah lo ania, ka hmingte in lo sawi reu reu anga, hahaha (fiamthu) Heta ka ziah hi a taka hmanga buaina a awm chuan a mawh erawh ka phur lovang. Hriat ve mai mai tur atana ka ziah a nia, a duh chuan lo hmang ve mai ula, hna tenau leh eng eng maw thil a mamawhna a awm chuan a tangkai ve thin tho. Mahse Fake document hman hi a zahthlak a, tin, a changkang lo bawk. Eng ang Certificate tha pawh nei ila, keimahni kan qualify chuan loh chuan engmah a nilo. Tin, a hmaa ka tarlan tawh ang khan MS Office hi ka la zir chin loa, a mawl dan ang angin, hriat awlsam nan han sawi ila,.. A tawpa a landan tur chu hei,...  
Tun atan chuan Education marksheet-a watermark (a icon/image) dah dan awlsamte sawi ila, Ms office 2010 atang sawi mai ang, a tam zawk chuan kan hman tho ka ring, 2007 nen a inthlau lem lo niin ka hria.
1. Open la, ms word chu (hahaha). Page layout chu i duh dan hmang mai la, mahse Landscape hi marksheet atan chuan a tha. 
2. Page layout ah  khan kal la, watermark option a awm ang, Custom Watermark kha click rawh.
3. Picture watermark ah khan kal leh la, select picture ah kal rawh. I desktop a icon (i save tur-ah ngai ang) kha select la, Scale leh washout kha chu nangma duh dan angin ni mai se. A colour pawh siam thiam turah in ngai ila (eg: a hring) a zo der, pakhat phawt. Hetiang hian alo lang ang. Engkim i chhu thei tawh, a khawi ah pawh. 


Marksheet-a watermark (a text) siam dan, a buaithlak deuh naa, ka thiam ve dan ani, lols
1. A hmaa sawi ang khian watermark option ah khan, text watermark kha thlang la,
2. Text tih-ah khan, hei hi type la, UNIVERSITY OF HO MAI MAI COLLEGE, (a eng pawh)
3. A kar awl ah space pahnih zel hmang in copy paste phei teuh rawh
4. Size, colour, font kha i duh dan hmang mai la, mahse, Horizontal tih erawh theihnghilh suh.
5. A hnuai-a image ang hian a watermark kha a lai (middle) ah a awm ang




6. Windows 7 hmang turah inngai leh phawt ila, a word lai tak kha, capture/ screenshot la, (shortcut- wins+s), a theih loh anih chuan, Ms OneNote kha hawng la, a theih tawh ang.(a awlsam ber)
7. I capture lak kha, onenote atang khan copy la, Office ah khan paste thla teuh mai rawh, lo arrange la, hetiang hian.


8. I ms word kha langkim thei vekin siam la, chuan a page, i siam zawh kha a screen capture leh rawh.
9. Save la, chuan a tihdan pakhat-na, a hmasa lam ang hian i image siam zawh chiah kha, watermark pangai ang in i file ah khan watermark keuh leh la,a lo lang tawh eng. hetiang hian.



10. Siam neuh neuh chuan a chungber ami ang khian a lo chhuak mai ang,lolzzzz

A pahnih hian page khat-ah a hman theih a, double print out tawh mai tur. A hmasa zawk leh hnung zawk erawh i thu ani tawh. Mahse, hei bak-ah hian Seal leh Stamp siam ngai erawh ala awm. Dawr pangai-ah Govt seal tak tak chu Bribe pawh ni ila, siam a har mai thei a, Photoshop, Pagemaker tello pawhin awlsam takin ms office atang hian a siam theih bawk. Hei lo neuh neuh dangte pawh a awma, chu erawh ni dangah ni mai se,.

Ka lawm e!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

caribou said...

I va thiam em em ve maw le. Windows XP leh MS Office 2003 ka hmang a, ka ti ve chhin thei lo anih hmel. Han tih ve chhin hrim hrim a chakawm asin maw le.

Hmelthatea David said...

@ Caribou chu, tih ve chhin i chak chuan i computer upgrade a angai a nih hmel,.lols

Anonymous said...

A tha ka ti tho tho! Tun laiah tribal or birth certificate ang te hi lak a harsa tawh lutuk a. A awlsam ngawt alawm, khitiang khan...hahaha. Tribal certificate ang chi phei chu watermark a awm ngai chuang lo va, a awlsam leh zual ang. Siam thei tak tak ila chuan ka hmang hrim hrim...hahaha

Hmelthatea David said...

@TS, i siam theih loh na bik tur a awm em ni? a har lutuk lem lo e,..

Unknown said...

Ka certificate hi tih dang lam a ngai a, min puih theih chuan ka aawm hle ang, ka mamawh tak zet a ni e...

Unknown said...

Ka mamawh tak zet a ni e

Anonymous said...

Han in biak pawh ka va duh em klalruatsanga595@gmail.com ah hian khawngaihin minlo be dawn nia

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